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BOI Board members should be hung from the lamp posts

The BOI Board members can count themselves lucky that the vast majority of the disgruntled shareholders at today's EGM are in their 60s and 70s and didn't do what they should have done (storm the platform and beat the crap out of the thieves on the board) in typical laid-back Irish style.
Furthermore the BOI Board members can thank their lucky stars that I'm not a shareholder and therefore wasn't at today's meeting. Because if I were, I would personally have marched up to the platform with a chair in hand and taken off a few of their heads with same, before ramming the remains of said chair up the ample South African arse of the new CEO.
This is what needs to be done to these white-collar criminals who are just laughing up their sleeves at the eejits of Irish for swallowing their insincere apologies and lies and putting up with being buggered by them to the tune of millions.
These fuckers should be taken out and made an example of - i.e. hung by their balls from the lampposts as an example to the rest of the shit that rules the roost in this here banana republic.
Now is the time for change. Now is the time to put paid to this corrupt regime that has shown nothing but contempt for the vast mass of people on this island of ours. Now is the time for revolution.
I say to you People of Ireland, arise from your lethargy, take to the streets and demand what is your right - a fair and just society where every citizen is treated with equal respect regardless of how much or little s/he owns/has in the bank. Or to SPELL IT OUT for the FIANNA FAIL / PD / GREEN PARTY / FIANNA GAEL / LABOUR / SINN FEIN MORONS - we want rid of you fuckers and your huge salaries and your unvouched expenses and your garda-driven-taxpayer-paid-for-cars and your first-class travel and your first-class no-expenses-spared junkets. If you want these then pay for them yourselves your fucking leeches.
And there are too many of you in any case - there should be no more than 60 of you. Manchester has roughly the same population as Ireland and it's run efficiently by not much more than a dozen people. So why the hell do we need 166, if not to run us into the ground? Which is exactly what you fucking leeches have done - you've run us into the ground. You've deliberately created a building boom and artificially inflated house prices so as to enrich your cronies in the building industry and pocket huge payments (in brown paper envelopes) and pauperize the rest of the poor besotted eejits that make up the vast swathe of the Irish electorate in the process, knowing all along that the bubble was bound to burst. And when the few who could see what was happening and had the courage to speak out spoke out, the now ex-Gombeen Taoiseach himself, Bertie Ahern (that most dishonest, crooked, corrupt, two-faced, Machiavellian traitor of them all) told them to go out and "commit suicide". That's arrogance for you!

So I ask you, people of Ireland, how long more are you going to let yourselves be pissed on by these silken-suited louts? How much more shit are you prepared to take from these hoods in Charvi shirts? How much longer are you going to bend over and be kicked up the arse by these liars and cheets in their big houses and fancy cars (PAID FOR by YOUR HARD-EARNED TAXES)? How much longer will you scrape the floor in obsequious obedience to these pickpockets and allow them to steal from you? HAVE YOU NO SELF-RESPECT?

Arise I say, arise and throw off this post-colonial yoke. There will never be a better time than now to revolt. Take back your self-respect and your country, for the sake of your children, your neighbours, and for your own sakes.

The fall of Capitalism?

Are we seeing the long longed for fall of naked Capitalism?

Fucking weather

And the rain just pisses down unrelentingly day after day, week after week, month after month. Will it ever stop?

Fair Dinkum to China

I must say I was pleasantly surprised at how the Chinese Government reacted to the humanitarian disaster caused by the recent earthquake. Fair play to them for pulling out all the stops to rescue the suffering millions of their own citizens. It shows that there is a beating heart in the breast of the Chinese Communist Party after all. Now if only they would see their way to treating the long-suffering Tibetans they have foisted their brutal colonization upon in a similar way.

Is Chinese Communist Party as efficient at helping as it is at torture and killing?

It'll be interesting to see how quickly and efficiently the Chinese Communist Party come to the aid of the suffering victims of yesterday's huge earthquake in Sichuan Province. Let's hope they are every bit as efficient at helping the people in distress as they are at torturing and shooting the Tibetans who are protesting at the abominable treatment meted out to them for the past half a century at the hands of the Chinese Communist Party!
I have my doubts though - considering the active support the Chinese Communist Party (aka Government of the People's Republic of China) is lending the hideous regimes in Sudan and Burma despite the despicable policies of the so-called Governments of both these countries. The Immams in power in Khartoum are actively pursuing the genocide of the people of Darfur, while the Military Junta are deliberately allowing hundreds of thousands of Burmese suffer and die in atrocious conditions in the aftermath of the recent cyclone by turning back thousands of tons of medicines, emergency shelter and food from its borders. It just shows how depraved some humans are.

Gombeen Taoiseach steps down (finally)

So Bumbling Bertie, de Gombeen Taoiseach has finally stepped down. Long threatening comes at last as me granny had a habit of saying!

I have a belated present for you Bertie - it's a one-way ticket to Spitsbergin (click on the link to read all about it!). It's cold so take your woollies and don't worry about taking any food with you - you won't last that long there. But at least you'll keep a polar bear or two alive for a bit longer, which is a lot more than you've done for us in dis here Banana Republic.
Oh, and don't worry about the cost - I've arranged for the invoice to be sent to (Ce)celia, and if she refuses to pay, the taxpayer will foot the bill yet again.

Gombeen Taoiseach announces date for step-down

So Bertie Aherne de Gombeen Taoiseach has finally seen the writing on the wall (it's so huge now that even a blind man could see it) and announced a date for his resignation. It's 11 months too late Bertie - if you had had the merest smidgen of integrity or honesty you would have stepped down before the last election given the questions about your shady money dealings while Minister for Ripping off the Citizenry of dis here Banana Republic in the early 1990s. So good riddance to bad rubbish I say.

And we're not finished with you yet, baa-baa Bartholomew, given that you defrauded the public purse by not declaring monies received totalling almost 1 million Euro paying no tax on same, in addition to lying under oath to the Mahon Tribunal which is the crime of Perjury punishable by up to 2 years in prison.

It'll be interesting to see whether Bumbling Bertie gets what he deserves - what any ordinary citizen would get - a huge fine and a jail term. Given the propensity of this Banana Regime to protect its own I won't be holding my breath...

Wish for 2008

My one wish for 2008 is that rotten bastard Bertie de Bollix will get the justice he deserves and spend some considerable time behind bars before spending the rest of his miserable life in the odium of the public.

Same old shit different year

That globulous blob from Mullingar, the current Minister for Ripping off the Citizenry, Biffo Cowpat, has come out with the same old shit we have grown so accustomed to year after year from the eFFing Party - throw a large bone to the Construction Industry in the form of a completely unnecessary change to stamp duty on second-hand houses. Only a small minority of the population buy houses in any year, and then only as a once-off. This is yet more proof that the eFFers are in the ever deepening pockets of the Construction Industry, if proof were needed!

Meanwhile, Biffo increases the already riduculously high tax on cars, instead of getting rid of this ludicrous tax altogether, and putting the duty on petrol. This is what he would have done if he were serious about tackling one of the causes of climate change - Carbon dioxide emissions.

Furthermore, Biffo has raised the already high treshold for the Drugs Refund Scheme to 90 euros a month. What this means is that anybody who is unfortunate enough to require long-term perscription medicines (for such things as hypertension, or cholestrol, or depression) has to pay the first 90 Euros out of their own pockets. Which is akin to kicking them in the genitals when they're down!

Same old shit different year ...

HSE blames public for its own ineptitude!

Things in dis here Banana Republic under the current Banana Regime are getting more and more absurd! The latest piece of high farce comes courtesy of Brendan Drumm, the head of the HSE, who has blamed the public for the disgraceful misdiagnosis of several women in Portlaoise Hospital who 18 months ago were told they were clear of breast cancer when in fact they had the disease. Professor Drumm Drumm (or is it dumb dumb?) said yesterday on radio that we the ordinary citizens were to blame for the situation because we were protesting against the closure of our local and regional hospitals. What an arrogant bastard! Where does he get off?

Meanwhile the person who is actually responsible for the running of the Health Service - HM Harney the Obese who remains Minister for Trolleys Torture and Chilblanes - has completely abdicated any responsibility for same.
To add insult to injury Tub of Lard Harney has, along with her colleagues in the Progressive (Ha ha ha!) Democrats, the eFFing Party, and the Kermit de Frog Party, just accepted a huge and entirely undeserved wage hike, weeks after Bertie de Bollix and his money-bags Spliffo de Lard Arse who controls the public purse strings told us we would have to tighten our belts: Shades of C.J. Haughey, the utterly corrupt criminal who ruled with an iron fist in the 1980s and who bears most of the blame for the corruption endemic in dis here Banana Republic. Haughey was also, let us not forget, Bertie Ahern's mentor-in-chief and lives on Nosferatu-like in Bumbling Bertie de Brown-tongued Gombeen Taoiseach.

Bertie's taking the piss

Bertie the Bollix is really taking the piss by accepting a salary raise of 38 thousand euro per year. That brings his salary to around 10 times the average industrial wage, and nearly 100 times what a good number of citizens are expected to survive on. Now that it's his last term in office (10 years too late) he's not even bothering to hide the fact that he doesn't give a fuck about the country or its citizens behind his customary inimitable in(s)ane blandishments.

• Bertie did the Oliver Cromwell to everyone west of the Shannon, by doing a secret deal with Ian Paisley whereby Aer Lingus pull out of Shannon Airport taking the 4 Heathrow slots with them to Belfast
  
• We all know that Bertie has told a pack of lies to the Mahon Tribunal. We know that because he keeps changing the lies in an effort to sow confusion - presumably in the hope that he'll escape in the smoke and mirrors.
  
• The arrogance of this current shower who sit atop the steaming dunghill that is the Banana Regime really is something to behold!
  

I am compelled once more to call for a revolution to remove this festering boil nest that has spread across the public face of dis here Banana Republic, where mediocrity is the standard, incompetence the order of the day, and abdication of any responsibility the norm in the whole fetid mess that passes for the state authorities.
Connolly must have a reeling in his head from turning in his grave, as must Pearse. For the ideals of a just republic for all the people have been betrayed utterly.

Detoxed from sport

I'm detoxed from that most insidious of mirages, Sport. What with Stan the Man doing his damnedest to damn the national soccer team, to O'Sullivan abú (or should that be a-Boo?) whose minions never made it out of mediocre street at the Rugby World Cup.
Goodbye to all that!

Sport is the opium of the people

There I was (less than a half hour ago) spitting venom at the cunt of an English referee (Chris White) who was blowing every 50/50 decision France's way (the hallmark of a fucking coward if ever there was one), when I suddenly realised what the fuck is wrong with me? What is WRONG with me?
This is a stupid GAME that the media (as an instrument of the status quo/ powers that be/ big brother/ whatever label one cares to give it) has hyped up to collosal proportions. And there am I having bought into the CONCEPT of FAIRNESS in sport (he! he! I hear the sniggers of the enlightened few) seeing this CUNT of an ENGLISH referee (whose job it is to blow the game fairly) giving every 50/50 and some of the 75/25 decisions the home sides way.
Well, FUCK THAT for a load of bullshit. That's it for me. They can stick their so-called sport up THEIR AMPLE ARSES. I've had it. What an eejit I've been to buy into all this fairness bullshit - there is no fairness because it's all a con that the masses of humanity have fallen for hook, line and sinker. In Roman times it was throwing the Christians to the lions, nowadays it's the more PC (eeugh!) "may the best team win" but they neglect to mention that it is always loaded in favour of who the elite (those behind the scenes who are pulling the strings) decide should win.
Mark my words - there is no fairness in sport. Just as in Roman times, it is a clever ploy of those who pull the strings to control the masses.

I've finally come to my senses this night. They can stick it up their arses. That's it for me. This sport thing, this "support your team" is just weapon in their armour to keep us enslaved. So they can shove it! FUCK Ireland, FUCK Munster, FUCK Kerry, FUCK Manchester United, FUCK whoever it may be! I'm done with being duped. I'm no longer enslaved to their so-called "olympic ideal" (what a laugh!), their "champions league", their World Cup, their Rugby World Cup. From this moment I'm free! FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
So fuck yez!
And by the way, Chis White (you fucking coward) you're for it (Mate!). 'Cause I'm going to curse you to your own hell (whatever that might be - your decision), ye fucking English wanker coward!

I'm still here

I, Mono So Deum, am still here. Just haven't been arsed to say anything about anything for the past month or so.

Bertie's lies

I told yez - Bertie de Ba-Boss has been lying through his teet(h) all along. AND he can't count either!

Parlon quits politics and presumably the ranks of the PD/SS

The ex-Minister of State for Finance, Tom Parlon, who was one of the many PD/SS TDs who were shafted by the electorate in the recent general election, has announced his retirement from politics.
Tom Parlon, who in his farming days made plenty of actual hay, and in his days as President of the Irish Farmers' Association lots of political hay, received wide publicity for his ill-advised attempts at making yet more political hay out of Minister MacGreedy's decentralisation announcement - more here.
Good riddance Tom!

Baa-Baa helps Flynn fleece the licence fee payer

Gombeen Taoiseach, Sir Bartholomew de Ba-boss, is back to his old tricks.
He has gone out of his way to support that brazen hussy from Mayo recently re-elected by the gobshites of that county, Beverly Flynn, in assuring her of a hearty welcome back to the eFFing fold, just as soon as she has dealt with the small matter of the 2 million plus Euro she owes in legal fees to the State Broadcaster, Repeat TV, as a result of her failed libel suit against it.

And within 48 hours the State Broadcaster announces it has settled with the brazen hussy for half (50%) of what she owes! The head of Repeat TV then has the temerity to proclaim that it was a good deal and that the licence fee payer (ie. everybody with a TV set in the State) will not be out of pocket. So who in hell is going to pay the outstanding 50% written off I'd like to know.
Furthermore, the head of RTE has denied that he was put under any political pressure by Baa-Bartholomew.
Well you'd want to be a right buffoon, and a simpleton into the bargain, to swallow that whopper!

Warmonger named as Peace envoy to the Middle East!

So the co-architect of the slaughter and chaos in Iraq, Tony Blair, has been named as a PEACE Envoy to the Middle East in the aftermath of his resignation as Prime Minister of Greedy Britain. Yes, you read right - PEACE Envoy!
What a complete farce that is! Whoever thinks this is a good idea is suffering from terminal idiocy. Blair is universally hated in the Arab world for what he has helped Bush do in Iraq in general, and for his pro-Israeli stance in particular.

30th Banana Regime inaugurated with Green sell-out

The 30th Banana Regime since the foundation of dis here Banana Republic after it broke away from the might of Miss Rule Brittania, has just been inaugurated.
And it's disappointment all the way with the return of the eFFing Party and the toxic rump of the PD/SS Fascist Party in the humongous personage of Tub of Lard Harney - the boil has been well and truly lanced but it still oozes pus! The only change is that the Kermit the Frog Party has sold its principles down the river in return for a seat or two in cabinet and supported the re-election of the Master Ditherer himself, Sir Bartholomew de Ba-boss as Taoiseach.
And so Sir Baa-Baa-Bartholomew still sits proudly atop his dunghill surveying the fetid squallor that is his Banana Regime, no doubt gleefully rubbing his blood-stained gangrenous mits at the sight of the new tinge of green that is sprouting about his hooves thanks in large part to Kermit Gormley's gargantuan seed-sowing efforts of recent days. The question is what are these sprouts? Are they of Alfalfa, renowned for its deep deep roots and legendary ability to find water even in times of extreme drought? Or perhaps they are of Indian Hemp (Cannabis to the plebs, grass in the vulgar tongue), pleasing to Spliffo (aka Cowpat Cowan, de Lard Arse from Tullamore)? They may even be the Sham of Shamrock. Only time will tell if they will survive the trampling that is bound to ensue in the almighty stampede for cabinet posts and junior ministeries (read jobs for de boys).
All that remains is the share out of the booty. Jonnie O'Dungyoohoo, former Minister for Hotels, Galleries and Doping has been elected Speaker of de House so he's out of the equation. And it seems certain that Hairy Marney will continue to preside over the debacle that is the Department for Trolleys Torture and Chilblains.
Will Dickhead Cockroach still retain his death-clasp on the environmental portfolio, or will it be wrested from his writhing feelers to be handed over to Kermit Gormley or one of his minions?
We await this denoument with baited breath and barely-concealed excitement.

Galwegians vote for shit in their drinking water!

It's hard to believe, but then truth is more often than not stranger than fiction.
A large number of the Galway electorate has voted for the very people who are responsible for the contamination in their water supply. The people of Galway have NOT elected the Green Party representative, Niall O'Brollachain, who has worked tirelessly for years to improve the environment in Galway. Instead they have voted en masse for the status quo. In plain language, the people of Galway have voted for shit in their drinking water. They have made their choice. The next time anybody from Galway complains about the drinking water (which has human and animal excrement in it - thanks to the Cockroach we have as a Minister for the En-vir-on-ment [I've broken the word up so said Minister will be able to read it]) ask them who they voted for! And if the answer is FF or PD, then tell them to go fuck themselves!