Errant

30th Banana Regime inaugurated with Green sell-out

The 30th Banana Regime since the foundation of dis here Banana Republic after it broke away from the might of Miss Rule Brittania, has just been inaugurated.
And it's disappointment all the way with the return of the eFFing Party and the toxic rump of the PD/SS Fascist Party in the humongous personage of Tub of Lard Harney - the boil has been well and truly lanced but it still oozes pus! The only change is that the Kermit the Frog Party has sold its principles down the river in return for a seat or two in cabinet and supported the re-election of the Master Ditherer himself, Sir Bartholomew de Ba-boss as Taoiseach.
And so Sir Baa-Baa-Bartholomew still sits proudly atop his dunghill surveying the fetid squallor that is his Banana Regime, no doubt gleefully rubbing his blood-stained gangrenous mits at the sight of the new tinge of green that is sprouting about his hooves thanks in large part to Kermit Gormley's gargantuan seed-sowing efforts of recent days. The question is what are these sprouts? Are they of Alfalfa, renowned for its deep deep roots and legendary ability to find water even in times of extreme drought? Or perhaps they are of Indian Hemp (Cannabis to the plebs, grass in the vulgar tongue), pleasing to Spliffo (aka Cowpat Cowan, de Lard Arse from Tullamore)? They may even be the Sham of Shamrock. Only time will tell if they will survive the trampling that is bound to ensue in the almighty stampede for cabinet posts and junior ministeries (read jobs for de boys).
All that remains is the share out of the booty. Jonnie O'Dungyoohoo, former Minister for Hotels, Galleries and Doping has been elected Speaker of de House so he's out of the equation. And it seems certain that Hairy Marney will continue to preside over the debacle that is the Department for Trolleys Torture and Chilblains.
Will Dickhead Cockroach still retain his death-clasp on the environmental portfolio, or will it be wrested from his writhing feelers to be handed over to Kermit Gormley or one of his minions?
We await this denoument with baited breath and barely-concealed excitement.

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